Indecent Haiku
Daily Meditations From The E TrainSnatch
August 31, 2008 at 10:12 am · Filed under Authored, Pip and tagged: bird, purse, twig
industrious hawks
collect twigs to make their nests
i “collect” your purse
Nightmare
August 30, 2008 at 10:07 am · Filed under Authored, Pip and tagged: mccain, monster, politics, republican
older now, i face
the monster from my closet!
wait, that’s john mccain.
Car Alarm
August 29, 2008 at 9:49 am · Filed under Authored, Pip and tagged: noise, irritation, alarm
waves erode the shore
the shore is my mind, the waves
are your car alarm
Fallic Ficus
August 27, 2008 at 9:15 am · Filed under Authored, Featured, Pip and tagged: nature, penis, sex, tree
proudly i survey
the tree that juts from my shade
…more of a sapling
Protestors
August 26, 2008 at 9:09 am · Filed under Authored, Featured, Pip and tagged: noise, irritation, protestors
the warbling heron
may not make change in the world
but will drive you nuts
More Squirrels
August 25, 2008 at 5:14 pm · Filed under Authored, Featured, Pip and tagged: sex, squirrel
a squirrel looks up
its cheeks bulging with two nuts
and i think of you
Ecosystem
August 24, 2008 at 9:23 am · Filed under Authored, Featured, Pip and tagged: sex, std, disease
the lush undergrowth
writhes with secret life. i think:
trip to the clinic
Collectors
August 23, 2008 at 6:34 pm · Filed under Authored, Chris and tagged: collections, Magic Cards, nuts, squirrels
Squirrels collect nuts,
Storing them up for winter.
I collect Magic Cards.
Oversized
August 22, 2008 at 7:04 pm · Filed under Authored, Chris, Featured and tagged: beaver, cock, dam, lies, sex
An obese beaver
Cannot fit into its dam.
My cock is too large.
On Every Corner
August 21, 2008 at 5:11 pm · Filed under Authored, Pip and tagged: coffee, corporation, stores, flowers
like the night blossom
new ones appear with each morn
another starbucks
